Today in school…

UPDATE: Thanks for Yuu’s blog which link to this post. Since the trackback system didnt detect it, i credit a link to her! She also write about That damn stupid teacher… Read it here!
And if you like it, spread this news to your friends, not teacher, cos i dont want my blog to be famous in my school… Haha…

Well, i cant stop myself from writing this post! I got things to share on  what happened in school today!
Lets See Whats going on…

Lets follow the timeline.
Today, something interesting, and ridiculous happened in our school…
One teacher… a teacher, hm… who majority of the students dont quite like him… and have quite a lot of numbers of driving experience… dunno how to kostan (which means driving backward lah) !

Lets see the diagram i simply draw.
Joshuatly's drawing

Well, he should be able to kostan easily, cos in the real case, there are plenty of place for him to turn around and kostan… And im quite sure that if i know how to drive, i will be able to kostan easily! Im quite sure 80% of the person watching the situation will know and agree with me!

Well, if you havent see what is going on live, you should read my description above, but make sure you read properly, and keep counting how many times

What he do:-
Go straight, backward, straight, backward, straight, backward, straight, backward, straight, backward, straight, backward, straight, backward, straight, backward, straight, backward, straight, backward, straight, backward, straight, backward, straight, backward, straight, backward, straight, backward, straight, backward, straight, backward, straight, backward, straight, backward, straight, backward, straight…

Then he go down from his car, look at the car in front and back,… wondering around for … 2 minutes (lolz, a while only lah), then CONTINUE again…
Go straight, backward, straight, backward, straight, backward…..

But now the diffrence is, there are more and more people watching this show!
5 Alpha classmates came out, 5 Beta classmates came out, OUR Class Physics group classmates came out, 6A Rajin classmates came out……
We all just gathered around the 3rd and 4th floor’s corridor, then watching the show…

And now also more “exciting” ady…
Now that teacher go straight, until 1cm more to kena the car in front, then we shout… woh woh woh woh…
Then go backward, until 1cm more to kena the car at the back, then we shout… woh woh woh woh….
Now that teacher go straight, until 1cm more to kena the car in front, then we shout… woh woh woh woh…
Then go backward, until 1cm more to kena the car at the back, then we shout… woh woh woh woh….
Now that teacher go straight, until 1cm more to kena the car in front, then we shout… woh woh woh woh…
Then go backward, until 1cm more to kena the car at the back, then we shout… woh woh woh woh….

*** Please manipulate the sentences above for… about 10 times, so you will know about how long it takes…***

Then take note, the teacher got one time looking up to us, lets see what he is thinking…
PROBABLY…
Whatz up? Why so many ppl looking down here (this is if the teacher is so…. ignorant… dunno what he is doing is… SOooooooooooo… interesting…)
OR…
Haiyo, paiseh, so many students watching. Must be faster (Then i think this possibilities is… very very and damn slim. COS he is not that kind of person.)
OR…
**The rest you can imagine yourself**

Then comes to the end… This story ends with…
HAPPY ending… for us… we are so happy that because we are entertained… and i laugh until… still cannot make myself calm down after 1 hour… and some laugh until rolling on the floor…
Then we all clap for him after he had successfully went out from his “parking lot” after trying hard for around 10 minutes…
And for him, probably he will say… at last…
OR maybe he regret that he should go and learn how to drive properly… And maybe tonight he is going to throw away his kopi-O license.

So about 100 students watched this show, and all are entertained, all laugh, and we still discussing about it until… JUST NOW… tuition time, and still laughing non stop…

OK. End lah, this comedy.

Lets start another story.
The same teacher involved, and this time… my (or OUR) reaction is very ANGRY

You know, this “news” is quite old, just that he updated the news in these few days…
Lets start from the beginning.
Yuu tell me, that, that particular teacher want to use our society’s money to buy a laptop…
BUY A LAPTOP! FOR WHAT!

Oh, if according to what he say, he say our society buy a laptop can use for:-

– student can use (well, i dont believe we can use the laptop if our society buy ady…) (and plus, we can always use Makmal Computer, Bilik aksess…)
TEACHER CAN USE (this is the most important point, so highlight for this!)|
– when society gathering can use (Our school got SO MANY places where we got these facilities… If you want to do presentation, can use all science lab, language lab… if you want all members to touch computer, why dont go to makmal computer, bilik aksess…)
– He say when 迎春晚会 (Pesta Ang Pao) time can use… (ALAMAK, i tot this year’s pesta ang pao, he is the one who dont allow us to organize it? and at last, we need to find somebody else to borrow thier name in order to organize it… 讲起迎春晚会我就会火滚, so this one consider as a LAUSY POINT)
– then others… useless point, or those point are not a point!

Last two weeks I (as a vice president) already held one meeting to discuss about this topic. MOST of the members (or i should say person in charge) dont agree that our society should buy a laptop, in fact only 2 agree…
And take note is… HE NEVER ATTEND ANY OF OUR MEETING!
So after we tell him the result, he dont give any responses. So i consider this case is closed)

Then after that, he go and find Yuu, the president of our society, and ask her to held the meeting AGAIN.
What he say is we all these form 5 and form 6 guys, never think of (his) future… And say we all object is because of we are not going to use it…

What a lausy alasan…
What i can conclude is… THIS TEACHER IS TAK TAU MALU!

So, today as planned we held the meeting again. But this time is Yuu who lead the meeting, and as usu, he will never appear.
And this time better still, 100% of us didnt agree
So i tell the setiausaha… you no need susah payah go and write the report again, just simply copy back what you wrote for last meeting…
Haiz… all of us also fed-up to this teacher lah…

Then actually… im dreaming about he call us to have the meeting for the 3rd time… which the probability is… 30% lah!
Haiz… If he really do so, i can consider i dont know this teacher at all…

WHY he want to use laptop but dont want to buy himself…
As Yuu say, just like someone want to eat but dun want to cook…
Like someone want to earn but dun want to work…
Like someone want to have laptop but dun want to pay… (Go and rompak bank better lah u!!!!!)

Using society money, for own personal use, this can consider… rasuah rite… so… Haha, dunno lah. Joke only!

He really disappoint me…
What i can hope is, he wont repeat what he did this year (the pesta ang pao thing and laptop thing) to the next gropu of AJK. And hope that the future AJK will wise enough to face all these things…

And im thinking of writing today’s choir stuff, but since i need to sleep now, and not much to share, not much interesting, i will only write if i got time later lah.

joshuatly2008

3 Responses to Today in school…

  1. Jia En Grace July 31, 2008 at 10:44 pm #

    Haha….
    I think he really got an kopi-o licence….
    It was so humilating as so many of the students were watching…..

  2. yeethian August 4, 2008 at 9:28 pm #

    wat a big event i cant noe, so out edy…

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