An Interview Between Joshuatly and Tee Lien Yu on Tee’s STPM Result

When joshuatly 1st get his STPM result, he quickly go and have an interview with Tee Lien Yu (=.=)
当joshuatly拿到他的成绩是,他第一时间去访问Tee Lien Yu。
This interview will be written in part english and part chinese.
以下的访问会议中英文书写。
So sit back and enjoy the conversation.
慢慢享受吧!

J represent Joshuatly from joshuatly.com
T represent Tee Lien Yu

J: Hi 嗨!
T: Hi 你好!
J: Thanks for coming for this interview. 感谢你愿意接受这个访问。
T: Welcome. 小意思。因为我从来没有接受过访问。
J: swt swt swt…… (=.=”)

J: So how is your STPM result? 你的STPM成绩如何?
T: HAR, want me to say meh? 啊,你真的要知道吗?
J: If i dont want to know your result why will i interview you? 如果我不要知道的话,酱我访问你来做么?
T: Because of sot sot lah! 因为你爽啦!
J: swt swt swt…… (=.=”)
J: Faster tell, if not i say bye bye. 你快点说,不然我就走了。。。
T: Oh. wait wait, dont go, i tell you! 喂,别走,我说我说!
J: fffaaasssstttteeerrr lllaaa….. 快点啦。。。

T: 1A-.
J:
J: ……
J: ………… (Still waiting for the next answer)
T: Faster lar, if not i say bye bye. 你怎么不讲话,不然我就走了。。。
J: HAR? Finish answering my question already ah? HAR,这样就回答完了吗?
T: No ah, just waiting you to praise me mah! 还没有啊,是等你赞我先吗.
J: swt swt swt…… (=.=”)
J: OK Lah, very good lah, get an A at least. 好啦好啦,拿到一个A很好啦!
T: Haha, thank you thanks you. I also very proud of it… 谢谢,我也几光荣下的。
J: swt swt swt…… (=.=”)

T: One C.
J:
J: ……
J: ………… (Still waiting for the next answer)
T: Faster lar, if not i say bye bye. 你怎么不讲话,不然我就走了。。。
J: HAR? Finish answering my question already ah? HAR,这样就回答完了吗?
T: No ah, just waiting you to ask me why dont have B mah! If not i tot you dunno how to read ABC….. 还没有啊,是等你问怎么没有B啊.说不定你连ABC都不会...
J: swt swt swt…… (=.=”)
J: Ok La, Dont have B Meh? 好啦好啦,那你拿到多少个B?
T: Haha, no, i dont get any B. 哈哈,我没有拿到B.
J: swt swt swt…… (=.=”)

T: Two C-
J:
J: ……
J: Eh, you take four subject only hor… hehe. 诶,你只拿四科罢了是吗?哈哈.
T: Ya lar, if not you still waiting for my next answer ah….. 是啦,不然你还在等我继续啊?
J: Hehe, forget liao. 嘻嘻,忘记了.
T: swt swt swt…… (=.=”)

J: So what subject your score A-? 你什么科目那A-?
T: My PA get A-, good leh. This prove that im a good Malaysian. 我的PA拿A-.这证明了我是一个好市民.
J: Huh? If good Malaysian then why your Paper one of PA Get A- but not A? HUH?假如是好市民怎么会PA 1拿A-?
T: Nobody is perfect mah! 谁能无过?
J: swt swt swt…… (=.=”)
J: Like this can consider good Malaysian ady… 这样都可证明你是好市民??...

J: What about the subject you get C? 你哪一科拿到C?
T: Maths. This is because im a little bit late when i wanted to really study my maths, and depends too much on tuition, didnt do homework most of the time. 数学。因为我开始付息数学是已经太迟了,平时只是靠补习,有些东西很难真正明白。也因为我没有做老师给的功课。。
J: Padan Muka. 抵死!
T: swt swt swt…… (=.=”)
T: Nobody is perfect mah! 谁能无过?
J: This is totally not a good reason for getting C. Is because of you are LAZY… 这根本不是一个好理由。要怪就怪你懒!
T: I also know lah. If not why will get C- in two subjects woh… 我都知道啦,不然怎么会两科拿到C-?

J: Ya, what subjects you get C-? C- is consider fail right! 你什么科目拿到C-?这算不及格吗?
T: Both of my two sciences get C-, which is Chemistry and Physics. And C- is actually not consider fail, is partial fail. 物理和化学. C-不算不及格,是一半不及格罢了。
J: Then you mean partial fail is not fail? 一半不及格不算是不及格?
T: Of cos! 当然!
J: So you mean green apple is not apple lah! 这样说青苹果就不是苹果了吗?
T: Of cos! 当然!
T/J: HUH?!?
T: swt swt swt…… (=.=”)
J: swt swt swt…… (=.=”)

J: So do you satisfied with your result? 你对你的成绩满意吗?
T: Actually, Nope and Yes. Reason for Nope cos the result can consider quite bad. The reason for Yes is cos i didnt study that much and i get back what i worked on it. 满意,也不满意.不满意的原因是因为我的成绩算很差,所以我不满意。满意这是因为我用来读书复习的时间不多,而我得到的是我付出的。
J: So are you feel sad when you get this result? 那么你再拿到成绩后又没有失望呢?
T: Nope. 没有希望有怎么又失望呢?
J: swt swt swt…… (=.=”)
J: So did you regret after you get your result? 你拿到成绩后又后悔吗?
T: I regret that why i come and take my result… 我后悔怎么我回来那成绩。
J: swt swt swt…… (=.=”)
T: No lah, actually i regret that i didnt study well, really. I have no self control and i let my PSP and PC control myself. 好啦,我又后悔,我后悔我没有把书读好。我没有自制能力,我只能让电玩和电脑来控制我。

J: Then how you think about your Form 6 life? 那么你真么会为你的中六生活?
T: Its fun! Its really fun. Since i dont study much, then i spend time playing with friends, walking around with school, participate in Choir and Chinese society’s activity, make friends around, bully friends around, chatting with teachers and friends, and sleeping in school. 中六生活是我现在人生当中最好玩的一部分。我没有花太多时间读书,所以我花了所有时间在与朋友玩耍,在学校走来走去,参与歌咏班及华文学会的活动,交很多很多朋友,欺负别人,跟老师和学生谈天说地,在学校睡觉等等。
J: Wow, so you enjoy very much your form 6 life! 华,看来你很享受你的中六生活哦!
T: Of cos! So i have no regret that i didnt study in previous years. 当然,所以我没有后悔我在前几年不读书。
J: swt swt swt…… (=.=”)
J: Just now only say you regret that you didnt study well, now say no regret….. 怎么刚刚才说很后悔没读书,现在又不后悔了?
T: Oh, not that no regret, just no regret so much… 哦!不是不后悔,是没太多的遗憾罢了!
J: swt swt swt…… (=.=”)
T: 也许我享受先甜后苦的生活,但我相信路是人走出来的,没有一条路是会让你去到死路的,我也相信神会带领.

J: Then whats your next step? 那你的下一步会是怎样?
T: I have no idea. I will apply UPU and try my luck into get into local u 1st. If cannot get, then only think about whatz next. 我还不太清楚.我会试试申请进国立大学,如果拿不到,才另外打算!
T: I still have many time, just take my time to enjoy my holiday life! 我还有很多时间,让我好好享受我的假期!
J: Good idea also. 这个主意也是不错!
J: So what course will you take?  你会拿什么科系?
T: Probably will take Computer Science, or else IT, or else Multimedia design will also do! 电脑工程,IT,或多媒体设计都可以!
J: So all you interested are all about computer. 哦!你喜欢的都跟电脑有关哦!
T: Ya. Thats why i spend more time on computer than on books. 是啊,从我对电脑多过读书这一点就能看到.
J: Lausy reason for you to fail your two subjects. 这就是你为自己不及格找的拦借口!
T: Not fail, is only partial fail. 我没有不及格,使一部分而已.
J: Ya, green apple is not apple. 是的,青苹果不是苹果.
T: swt swt swt…… (=.=”)

J: I think thats all for this time’s interview. Thanks for your time and thanks joshuatly.com’s reader to read this till the end. 我看今天到此为止,谢谢你的时间,和谢谢读者们会读到最后.
T: Welcome, Dear readers, if you got any question about me that i didnt answer in this interview, feel free to post a comment, i will answer your question accordingly. 不用客气.各位读者,假如你有任何问题要问我,可以在下面留言,我会一一为你解答(假如我可以的话).
J: Ya, we sure you do so. 是的,我们会这么做.
T: And in case you still got no idea who am i? Im joshuatly! 假如你问我我是谁,我就是joshuatly!
J: Ya, im Tee Lien Yu. 是,我是Tee Lien Yu.
T: Ya, Tee Lien Yu is Joshuatly. Tee Lien Yu就是Joshuatly。
J: Ya, Joshuatly is Tee Lien Yu. Joshuatly就是Tee Lien Yu
T: Cos JoshuaTLY, the back three letter means Tee Lien Yu. 因为JoshuaTLY最后那三个字母,就是Tee Lien Yu的缩写啦!
J: Means our full name is Joshua Tee Lien Yu. 所以我的全名叫作Joshua Tee Lien Yu。
T: This is for those who still MCC when you read till the end. 假如你读完这个访问,还不清楚这两个认识谁,这是写给你的!
J: And not for those who already know me very well! 假如你已经认识我了,那么就无视吧!

T/J: So i hope you enjoy this post. This is the 1st time i try to write a post in this kind of form… In my opinion, it is a creative one! 我希望这个帖子能有让你们开心。这么样的写法还是我的第一次,我认为还蛮有创意的!
J/T: And this is the 1st post i have English and Chinese language side by side. Do you like it? Tell me.  这也是第一个帖子我用全中英来写的。喜欢吗?请留言告之。

Haha 哈哈!

最后,如果你有兴趣知道为什么Tee Lien Yu会被访问,这是因为它的成绩实在太差了。
哈哈

joshuatly2009

p/s: I made this post because i very malas to answer everyone which answer the same question over and over again. How lazy i am

18 Responses to An Interview Between Joshuatly and Tee Lien Yu on Tee’s STPM Result

  1. ha March 12, 2009 at 8:44 pm #

    noob, no point at all, jz talking crab. go die la joshuatly

  2. Neshz March 12, 2009 at 9:33 pm #

    green apple is not apple
    haha….so funny >.<

    Joshua Tee Lien Yu @_@

  3. Barbara March 12, 2009 at 10:41 pm #

    until d last part i reli “zha dao”… 1st time gt ppl dare write own result in such… such… erm… creative way… 🙂

  4. joshuatly March 12, 2009 at 11:56 pm #

    Haha, thanks~

  5. joshuatly March 12, 2009 at 11:56 pm #

    xD
    Thanks

  6. sayang March 13, 2009 at 9:27 am #

    i din noe tat interview was so……..rojak…

  7. Jie yun March 13, 2009 at 10:10 am #

    walaooo…. >_<
    really za dao lol….
    is form 6 really good?
    me is consider 2 study form 6 but i scare it will b too difficult for me….
    dun no la… fan arr….

  8. Emma Pink_Cess Diva March 13, 2009 at 1:56 pm #

    i’m so scared to knw other ppl’s result cuz thiz year i’m takin my SPM.

    help me!

    p/s; joshuatly, do u have myspace? i wanna knw more bout u n im activ at myspace.. so hopefully we can chat there..

  9. joshuatly March 13, 2009 at 3:12 pm #

    i dont have my space but facebook

  10. ha March 13, 2009 at 4:24 pm #

    I hate joshuatly, when ppl praise him, he say haha, thanks thanks. When ppl scold him, he din reply. jz like dog, noob

  11. kogi March 13, 2009 at 9:47 pm #

    I am STPM student and i get PA C+ ,TAMIL B ,PP B- ,EKONOMI B-.So,can i apply for teaching course?Which course can i choose.THANKS…

  12. Yuu March 14, 2009 at 4:20 pm #

    I don’t know you have split personality… swt..

  13. chen March 15, 2009 at 4:05 pm #

    wah….genius man!没看过那么天才的访问,今天开了眼界!

  14. FEI March 18, 2009 at 12:56 pm #

    一开始还蛮BLUR的
    然后
    真得很搞笑

  15. Jia En Grace April 10, 2009 at 8:45 pm #

    haha….
    very funny lar u…
    u have 2 personalities….

  16. freedomgirl April 19, 2009 at 8:17 pm #

    i very sad lie..as i still cannot download all the trial paper of stpm..can u upload more for us??

  17. pvt guy October 10, 2009 at 8:11 pm #

    STPM IS HEAVEN UP A FIRE! HEHE

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