Archive | July, 2008

Today in school…

UPDATE: Thanks for Yuu’s blog which link to this post. Since the trackback system didnt detect it, i credit a link to her! She also write about That damn stupid teacher… Read it here!
And if you like it, spread this news to your friends, not teacher, cos i dont want my blog to be famous in my school… Haha…

Well, i cant stop myself from writing this post! I got things to share on  what happened in school today!
Lets See Whats going on…

Lets follow the timeline.
Today, something interesting, and ridiculous happened in our school…
One teacher… a teacher, hm… who majority of the students dont quite like him… and have quite a lot of numbers of driving experience… dunno how to kostan (which means driving backward lah) !

Lets see the diagram i simply draw.
Joshuatly's drawing

Well, he should be able to kostan easily, cos in the real case, there are plenty of place for him to turn around and kostan… And im quite sure that if i know how to drive, i will be able to kostan easily! Im quite sure 80% of the person watching the situation will know and agree with me!

Well, if you havent see what is going on live, you should read my description above, but make sure you read properly, and keep counting how many times

What he do:-
Go straight, backward, straight, backward, straight, backward, straight, backward, straight, backward, straight, backward, straight, backward, straight, backward, straight, backward, straight, backward, straight, backward, straight, backward, straight, backward, straight, backward, straight, backward, straight, backward, straight, backward, straight, backward, straight, backward, straight, backward, straight…

Then he go down from his car, look at the car in front and back,… wondering around for … 2 minutes (lolz, a while only lah), then CONTINUE again…
Go straight, backward, straight, backward, straight, backward…..

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News from school…

Few things in this blog post…

1. School’s ponteng rule.

rules

Im very disapointed and also can say angry with school’s ponteng rule…
What is ponteng rule?
That means, you will kena if you ponteng on saturday (or replacement classes) but not in normal school day.
WHY i say like that?

Last saturday (26.7.2008) is school day, replacement for i think Hari Raya de.
Then as usu, every sat we need to go down to KL tuition. So most probably we need to ponteng and go lah!
So on monday, teacher start to marah ady… blah blah blah…
Cannot ponteng on saturday, must have surat, or else keep record in the co-curriculum file…
Haiz. So need to write a letter. And of cos, i write that i already sick loh! If not how woh? Write cos need to go tuition so ponteng ah?
Siao meh? The teacher will stright away mark you as ponteng de. If you write sick, then maybe teacher will only write you as absent but not ponteng.

What rule lah! You know why i want to ponteng on Saturday?
I can give you plenty of reason and here are some…

– Cos tuition we pay for it, school we dont
– Usu saturday’s class is shorter and some teacher even dont bother to teach (again, not teacher tidak ajar, is just kurang ajar... Must state this clearly.)
– Cos i need to ponteng two school days in order to get tuition replacement on saturday’s tuition. So i ask you, do you want me to ponteng one day or two days?
– Usu we all ponteng ady, not much student in class, so good reason for teacher to not teaching.
– We learn more in tuition than in school.
– Cos they didnt tell or inform us earlier (like inform us one month ago, so that arrangement can be made…) But they inform us only within one week. HOW TO ARRANGE YOU TELL ME!?!
– Cos im so poor (in case of MONEY and academic…) that i cannot efford to miss any class since i had already pay for it. Maybe i will thinked to stay back in school, if school helf me to pay for my tuition fees.

Thats nothing so special about ponteng-ing, cos after ponteng, only need to write a letter to inform that im sick on that day… SIMPLE!
I even had already saved the letter in my computer, if i ponteng today, what i need to do is…
Change the date, Change the reason (from sakit to demam,to sakit,to demam…..) And print it out!
And at last is ask parent to sign. Sometimes if i forget to call my parents to sign, i will sign myself. No big deal!

Haiz. Just let those teacher scream lah, if we all dont go to school on saturday!

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Chen’s Video / Mamee Video




As promised, lien chen’s 第五届 我要写歌给他听 videos.
See, his pose is always the same… moving left, moving right, throw the mic to left hand, then right hand, then left hand…
you may want to read more here!

Song 1

Song 2

And at last… as a bonus for this post,
a super funny ads:
Mamee Sllrrrp Ads!

3-in-1 edition! Love It!

Do you enjoy the ads?
How do my bro perform?

joshuatly2008

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